A Brief History of the Infusorian Culture:
by Humphry Axelbearing

In the beginning there was scum! By some divine miracle, a few such bits of organic scum came together to produce the precursors of all life on earth. The existing organisms that best represent our slimy origins, may be collectively referred to as the "Infusorians". Single-celled, and propelling themselves with cilia, the protozoa are one class of such creatures, and the representative of this group we will ...